First

I tried to put off making this first post for the longest time.
But here it is.

Well, how do I start?

Before anyone tells me, which they won't, I know that no one will be reading this blog.
Who would?

I mean, unless I'm famous, who would want to?

Yes, I am new to blogging.

But back to the famous thing.
Me, for example.
I follow 3 blogs.

I follow Amir Blumenfeld and Jake Hurwitz of the super chill webshow Jake and Amir.
And the third person I follow is Michael Ian Black. In case you don't know who he is, and I'm guessing you don't, he's the only funny guy on VH1's I Love The __ Series, and he was in the short lived but hilarious Comedy Central show Stella.

Okay, so Jake and Amir aren't really celebrities, and neither is Michael Ian Black. But the point is they're known for something.

So far, this has not been very good. Throughout this blog, all I've done is tell you why you aren't reading this, and managing to plug three blogs which are not mine. I guess I'm not very good at this.

I am not a good blogger.
I ramble about boring, unimportant things.
I like pressing enter after every sentence.
I'm a Sheep.

Welcome to my blog.